Poem

King of the Internent – Ruth Johnson

King of the Internent

Jan 2, 2020 2:05 AM
Ruth Johnson

I AM King of the internet
And they have not
Caught Me yet
I AM King of the internet.
Where is it?
In a cloud?
Well?
I AM King of the internet
Why do you not
Get a clue yet?
I AM, I AM, I AM
KING OF THE INTERNET.
Have faith in Me
Don’t pay your phone bill
Because you do not need to!
Buy food!
Because I AM
King of the internet!
You all wondered
About that dude
Well, IT WAS ME!
I WILL pay your phone bill,
I Will keep you out of hell.
I AM THE KING OF THE INTERNET

Signed,

Jesus Christ

 

3 Comments

  1. Blaze

    Love this, KING OF THE INTERNET!

    • Brian Ethier

      Blaze, I have kept praying daily for your full recovery from your heart surgery. You should inform your mother Ruth to resume sending poems and to use any names she wants. I was only trying to help. I’m sorry and it won’t happen again. We are supposed to be working as a team. I’m sure there are many that miss her poems. Get well. Brian

  2. Kevin Cokayne

    great poem
    haven’t been able to pay my phone bill
    anyone willing to help
    Sprint 571 356 2894
    I believe you Jesus Christ
    I trust in you
    thank you
    in advance for what is all ready mine amen amen amen

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